Smurflr

I was trying to find models of spacecraft and found this part of NASA’s site.  Cool as shit!

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

I think you need this Jack.

True facts about sloths [x]


LOL, “They don’t do shit, and they haven’t gone extinct!”

quorious:

yumchocolatemilk:

hotdogcephalopod:

10knotes:

catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Via Bored Panda

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE

This is amazing

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

doughnutmessaround:

oh-beatriz:

shirtigo:

Night Burgers

this is fucking amazing

I need this framed in my house.

doughnutmessaround:

oh-beatriz:

shirtigo:

Night Burgers

this is fucking amazing

I need this framed in my house.

eyebrowgod:

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

http://www.theglobaledition.com/4-year-old-african-kid-tells-madonna-to-go-fuck-herself/

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Rage… welling up… HULK SMASH!!!

Could someone please explain to me why I need legislation to make it legal to do with MY device, that I bought and paid for, any fucking thing I damn well please… SO I CAN SMASH YOUR FUCKING RETARDED SKULL IN!

What we need, is NOT stupid fucking legislation that gives me rights that I should already fucking have, but legislation that reigns in overzealous copyright laws and keeps these fucking cell phone companies from breaking laws that are already in place against collusion and monopoly.  We need laws that say that cell phone carriers CANNOT collude with manufacturers to make a cell phone that CANNOT be unlocked.

This fucking legislation is USELESS when you CANNOT unlock the phones to begin with because the provider colluded with the manufacturer to make it impossible, or at the very least, fucking difficult as hell, and when you do, it never fucking works right!!!

shootthatlove:

I know I joke about it but pls don’t actually see 50 shades of grey, even ironically.

Don’t buy the books, don’t even watch the trailer without an ad blocker—don’t give this franchise any money.

If you’re into bdsm, I would rather you just ask me for fic recs than invest in that dangerous representation of relationships in general and bdsm specifically